why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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