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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's a joke? Funny

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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