- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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