- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Black people are the scum of the earth

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

I'm Polish.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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