A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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