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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Dyslexia ruels!

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race-car = rac-ecar

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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