- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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