- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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