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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

THe Election

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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