- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Indians

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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