- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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