Hi, my name is Jake.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Justin with a hat.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Anti Joke

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