- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Robin, get in the batmobile

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What is older than history?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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