Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

fridge

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Matt is a Duster!

Who is John Galt?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

* anti-punchline

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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