where is the world?

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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He--Hey guys

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No soap radio

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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