- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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