- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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