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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A fish swims up your penis...

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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