Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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what goes boo a sock

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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