There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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I once did something.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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