- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Good job, son.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

wael.. nuff said

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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