- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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