- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I <3 Hitler

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

knock knock... ...no answer

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

i hate black people

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

learn. advance!

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??