- Anti Joke

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sorry got to poo

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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sorry got to poo

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.