- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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