One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

ur an fagit

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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