A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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