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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

why did your mum die young because she had canser

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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