what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Everybody will die

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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