- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What do you call your mom? Mom

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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