A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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I agree

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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People with cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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