what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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