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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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