Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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