Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Homosexualism is so gay man

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a person who will soon die of beeties

autistic kids rock

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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