- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

I have aids

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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