Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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