What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A women in the kitchen.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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