- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did the man die? He was old.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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