- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

PENIS that is all

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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