Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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