Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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