- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Who is John Galt?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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