A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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