A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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su algato es en fuego

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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