- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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