How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

knock knock whos their a person

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Racial Equality

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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