Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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