- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Jack Stevens

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

PIED NINNY!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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