What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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