- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

You're a frog

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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