- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Tommy got neutered.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Neil Lewis

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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