if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What is 9+10? 19

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

what goes boo a sock

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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