- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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