Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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