roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Homosexualism is so gay man

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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