there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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9/11

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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