- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Canadians

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

non poop

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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