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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

why are black people so fast? because there black

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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