- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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