- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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