WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Tough crowd tonight...

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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