How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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WNBA

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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