What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

deez nuts

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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