- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

i had sex.