What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Justin Bieber

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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