- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

why do asprins work? Because they're white

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A bar walks into a man

Justin beiber..

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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