knock knock whos their a person

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Racial Equality

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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