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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.