roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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