What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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A man walks into a bar

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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