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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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