You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A dog was barking at a tree

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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