- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

homosexual

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!