- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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