Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Terraria

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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