Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...