- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Roses are red, yup.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

So a horse walks into a barn.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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