How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Manchester City

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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