- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Politics

womens rights

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

This is a joke.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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