- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

My Butthole.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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