Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A Fat Kenyan

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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