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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Guess what? AIDS!

knock knock Dave's not here.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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