What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

13 =B you just learned something

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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