- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Irish sobriety

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??