why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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