- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

I'm HIV positive.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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