Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Woman's Rights

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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