- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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