- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

1+1=2

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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