Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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João Duarte reads this.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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