- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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