- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

How did th-A fridge.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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