- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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