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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

A midget walked under a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Chris Bosh's neck

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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