What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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