- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

women's rights

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A paralysed man falls over.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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