Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Your face is hilarious.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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