- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

when debbie meets downer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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