How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Who is John Galt?

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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