Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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