- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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