Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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