Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Boob

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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