In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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