How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Your face

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

White men's rights

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

CAVE JOHNSON.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

I walk into a bar...

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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