Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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