- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Justin Bieber

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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