knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Albert your flies undone.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Racial Equality

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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