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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

these are shit

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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