hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Ian's mind Elevator music

1+1=2

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

poopy is poopy

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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