- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

i had sex.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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